Music is like Weather: No two songs are the same; no two storms are the same.
I'm Kai, and I'm nerdy and I know it.
Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
die-schoene-bloggerin asked: Once you get this, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, then send it to 10 of your favorite followers.
Hmmmmmmm five nice things about yourself püblícly.
Uno. I speak Engrish and Japanese. That’s convenient in some ways I guess?
Dos. I study meteorology not just for them nerdy adventures. I also want to help save lives with the knowledge.
Tres. I make the lamest jokes ever, so if you are in the mood for extra corny (and by that I mean like, fresh from the cob), let me know.
Quattro. I LOVE to laugh. Bring me all the funnies. MAKE MEH LAUGH. GO. GO GO. GO GO GO. ( ≧ ∀ ≦ )ノ’’
Cinco. I’ve had people express that they enjoy my music playing (my friend sometimes says “duuuude, you got quite the talent” he’s so sweet xD), and I thank them for their support.
Thanks for picking me as one of your 10 favorite followers! I’m honored to be following your wonderful blog~!
As far as the 10 favorite followers goes….. aaaaaahh you’ve put me on the spot hehe…
UHHHH I’LL GET TO IT. IF I HAVE TIME. MAYBE. MAYYYBEEE…..
red flag warning overlapping winter weather advisories.
only in Oklahoma…….