Symphonies of a storm.

Music is like Weather: No two songs are the same; no two storms are the same.

I'm Kai, and I'm nerdy and I know it.

atmospheric-phenomena:

Kilauea Volcano, Hawaii 

atmospheric-phenomena:

Kilauea Volcano, Hawaii 

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hssanya:


Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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overlordmrh:

"what’s your favorite instrument?"

"the cannon."

"but that’s not…"

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die-schoene-bloggerin asked: Once you get this, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, then send it to 10 of your favorite followers.

Hmmmmmmm five nice things about yourself püblícly.

Uno. I speak Engrish and Japanese. That’s convenient in some ways I guess?

Dos. I study meteorology not just for them nerdy adventures. I also want to help save lives with the knowledge.

Tres. I make the lamest jokes ever, so if you are in the mood for extra corny (and by that I mean like, fresh from the cob), let me know.

Quattro. I LOVE to laugh. Bring me all the funnies. MAKE MEH LAUGH. GO. GO GO. GO GO GO. ( ≧ ∀ ≦ )ノ’’

Cinco. I’ve had people express that they enjoy my music playing (my friend sometimes says “duuuude, you got quite the talent” he’s so sweet xD), and I thank them for their support.

Thanks for picking me as one of your 10 favorite followers! I’m honored to be following your wonderful blog~!

-Kai

As far as the 10 favorite followers goes….. aaaaaahh you’ve put me on the spot hehe…

UHHHH I’LL GET TO IT. IF I HAVE TIME. MAYBE. MAYYYBEEE…..

>_____>„,

wheatthins245:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

Please take a moment and watch this video.

Holy shit

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NWS Analysis of April 12, 2014 Hail and Wind Event Across Northern Illinois

5 days ago - 1
red flag warning overlapping winter weather advisories.
only in Oklahoma…….

red flag warning overlapping winter weather advisories.

only in Oklahoma…….

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